Imagine if you and your friends were the ones riding the tandem bike dressed like a couple of goons. What are the chances someone would wedge a large stick into your spokes? 75%? 90%? Let's face it, you're just not that cool. Atleast not cool enough to pull it off. Two time NBA MVP Steve Nash? Well, he's cool enough. And the Los Angeles Clipper who did those commercials with Adam Sandler? Apparently he's cool enough (although, between being a Clipper and doing those commercials, you'd think he'd have some humility). Here's the scene from Santa Monica this past weekend. From Barstool Sports:"You want to know why the Clippers and Suns will never beat the Celtics? Because Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett are in the gym doing box squats, shuttle runs, and plyometrics until they puke - then they do some more. Baron Davis and Steve Nash, on the other hand, are busy renting a tandem bicycle and cruising around Santa Monica pier together while dressed up like extras from the Cosby Show and Weekend at Bernies. I don't even know where to begin with this picture I just took. Someone help me make sense of this ridiculousness...the only explanation I'm willing to accept is that they were participating in some sort of performance art project. Even still, this is worse than the prospect of seeing Paul Pierce rollerskating down Storrow Drive rocking neon Vaurnet wraparounds, a Lycra singlet, and a fannypack."
Update: Ladies and gentlemen...we have video. It's creepy.
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