Sunday, May 4, 2008

Cedric Benson Could Drink Curtis Enis Under the Table


Perhaps this will singnal the end of the Cedric Benson era in Chicago. Benson was arrested and pepper sprayed after police busted him for boating drunk and resisting arrest. Benson claims he wasn't drunk and didn't resist arrest. The mugshot on the left screams drunk though. I'm just saying.
The problem with Benson is he was boring and an underacheiver...not a good mix. This was his first arrest of his NFL career and he get's pepper sprayed? Lame.
Get caught with a tranny. Hold people hostage and have Mike Singletary talk you off the ledge.
Basically, if you're going get arrested--make it a good story. People will remember you that way. Because they sure won't remember you for your statistics Mr. Benson.

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