Chris Cooley is Having Too Much Fun

Here's my thing with Chris Cooley. He was off my radar two years ago and if it wasn't for a guy named Devin Hester, Cooley would probably be my favorite NFL player. No, not because of what he does on the field. But between the stories of Cooley taking 21 shots of Jim Beam with his girlfriend's father at a strip club on her 21st birthday, introducing himself to the St. Louis Rams captains as "Captain Chaos", and depositing a $9M check in the drivethrough lane of his local bank, it's hard to figure out what the coolest thing about Cooley is. Anyhow, what follows is from Redskins TV's "Blogshow". Some highlights include Cooley talking about how he does beer bongs, "all the time", calling the newly drafted Redskin punter as a boy among men who better be able to kick the S*** out of the ball and asking permission from his fiancée to post photos of her in lingerie on his blog. Oh yeah, and he makes $30M to play football. My life sucks.