What else can be said about Matthew McConaughey? The man has slowly regressed into his character Wooderson from "Dazed and Confused". There was a time where he was considered a serious actor (he was in "Amistad"...he couldn't pull that off today). However, the last decade or so, he's become a punchline, albeit a punchline you'd love to have as your wing man on a Saturday night.
Recently, McConaughey admitted to never wearing deodorant. This means that he smells pretty much like a foot anytime he goes longer than 20 minutes without a shower. Never fear America, Axe Body Spray has his back. They sent him a year supply of deodorant when they heard of his habits. Axe also included a note for McConaughey expressing their desire that he do everything in his power not to lose his girlfriend Camila Alves because of his habits:
“We know that you already have a stunning girl in Camila Alves. But in a survey we recently conducted, nearly nine out of 10 girls (89 per cent) told us that they would turn down a guy because he smelled bad - no matter how in-shape or successful he is. “We read that you ‘never use deodorant' and we sure want you to keep Camila around, so we've enclosed a one year supply of the new AXE Bullet, the first pocket-sized deodorant body spray for guys. We know that you're always on-the-go and like to travel light, so this handy little gadget should fit perfectly into your active lifestyle!”
I wish I had a good punchline here. I don't, so instead, I'll just show this:
No Deodorant For McConaughey
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